Tuesday, September 10, 2013

IPhone 4 vs IPhone 5S

Or: 
Why you should upgrade your phone already.

If you have an IPhone 4 you are most likely experiencing planned obsolescence.  You are running out of space.  Your Face Book app crashes at least 5 times per day.  You often yell at your phone displaying websites slowly (perhaps to the point of "Can you believe this page has been loading since I started going to the bathroom?". No one wants to hear that shit.)

5S v. 4
Screen: 1136 x 640 vs 960×640 
4 inch vs 3.5 inch
The screen of the 5 looks better.

Processor:
Apple A7 vs Apple A5
The A7 will run about 5 times faster.  That is very noticeable.

Connectivity:
4G LTE vs 3G
This is major.  The new phone will make you angrier at your old phone for wasting so much of your time.

Battery life:
Actually you probably won't notice much difference.
Lasts about a day, charge it at night.

Camera:
8 Megapixels (nice quality) vs 5 Megapixels (not so bad quality)
There is a difference.  If you only shoot selfies, not so much.

Get a new phone already!  You know who you are...  I get very annoyed by your constant complaining about the IPhone 4.
 No      Yes  

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