EI or How to Discourage a Person From Working

I am a bum.  I have been on EI for a few months now.  Since I have no skills it is difficult to get a job with decent pay.  EI pays a little over 300 bucks a week,  and after tax a minimum wage job pays almost the same amount.  In my head it means that I am currently working for infinity dollars per hour,  and going down to ten bucks an hour is a major pay cut.  And it would mean the same amount of money.  If I could work and still get some EI then I would.